Hey there! So this is yesterday, 1-5-11′s outfit. If you can’t see the shirt, it has all of the main Sesame Street characters on it, and they all have mustches (and it says “M is for Mustache” on the shirt). I tried to make it a chill outfit, a little twist to the t-shirt-and-jeans look. It’s more me. Enjoy, my favorite lil stalkers! <3

• Shirt: Hot Topic
• Skirt: my mom’s closet
• Tights: Wet Seal
• Belt: not sure, it’s vintage
• Shoes: Famous Footwear (some OLD high tops that I never got rid of and are in need of a good cleaning. I love them so much & they couldn’t be more perfect) 

I love this outift… I’d been wanting to wear this shirt for a long time, since I’d only worn it once before. And I also lurve the high-waisted skirt & tights dressing it up and the shirt and old sneakers balance it out with the casual-ness. Ttyl, love y’all!

Hi stalkers! I have a new fashion blog, Kelsie’s Closet. www.kelsiescloset.wordpress.com !! Check it out and I’ll hug you. <3 lovelovelove

Hey fellow readers! I wanted to ask you a question since you all are so important to me. Here is the question:

What should I write abou next?? What do you want me to write about?? If you have any ideas, then email me(my email is in the top right hand corner of this website — click on the little mail icon with the blue background. Or you can comment on any of my blog posts. Or you can tweet me at www.twitter.com/KelsiePattinson ……….. If you think of another idea, then DO THAT if ya wanna!

This is a short post, I know, but if you know me personally or not, I ask that you please please please please PLEASE ask me to write about something. It can be about ANYTHING AT ALL. I want to know what you want to know! Thanks so much beforehand, guyss and girlss!

Love you my peeps,

KP <3

OHMYGOSH!!!!!!!! Well, I’m not really famous. My picture was just chillin’ on a super popular website that I’m in love with called….. *drumroll please* LOVE GIVES ME HOPE!! Yep I’m obsessessed! Yes, I do realize that I spelled it that way. Anyway, I got soooo happy that I freaked out and PrtSc’d it. YAY! Sooo……here’s the picture……… BAM!

Clicky!

 

Yep. And Ive been on TV a lot. whatevs. BYE!!!!

ily q-holes,

KPATTZ IS OUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Heyy! So.. as I was typing something into Google last night, I noticed something really stupid came up. So, basically, one thing lead to another and I was hunting for stupid things! So.. I thought that stupid things that real people actually Google would make a nice blog post. Print Screens, some typing, a bit of cropping (just so that you don’t have to look at the title bars n stuff), and some uploading later, BAM! this post was born. So, if you don’t believe me, that these come up when you type in what’s in the search bar, then test it out yourself. They really do come up! Enjoy!

Look at the blue highlighted option because those are the funny ones!

I'm not even going to dignify this one with a caption.

Does a bear crap in the woods?

Here's proof that there are aliens...that are smart enough to use Google.

Ohhhh geez....

Double trouble, but both of em are no's.

Well this is a hard one... *btw, that was dripping with sarcasm*

Ohhh idk... your just USING IT.

Yes, because they are humans with human emotions.

I definitely hope not.

Ohhh, idk.... just the planet you LIVE ON.

I sincerely hope that people from a different country are asking this.

1. Become president 2. Eat spaghetti for dinner every night 3. Get online and ask this question regularly...

Nope, they don't even have stomachs....

My guess is 1859.

Im guessing that people over the age of 60 who can actually work a computer but have no kids are asking this question.

 

I noticeed that this search has no suggestions, which is really depressing. Will you help me make this a suggestion?? Thanks. I knew you'd help. <3

 

Stay beautiful,

KPattz the mad Google-searcher.

Dear Michael,

Heayeyyyyyyyyyyyyy! What’s crack-a-lackinn?? Okay, so, I just got back from California…… 2 months ago. Yeeeah. i just didn’t really didn’t feel like blogging! Soory, I still love you, don’t worry! Uhm… yeah. I know fo sho unless your Chris Gomez you wanna hear about the days I spent in Cali, but keep reading even if you don’t wanna hear it. Here’s for you, Chris!:

Thursday, June 10:

• At 10:00 am, we left AZ for CA, packed and ready with my Edward Cullen blankie and pillow! WOOHOO!
• We drove for 8 hours, and got there at about 3:00 pm. On the way, I read The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner for the second time, listened to music, and chilled while everyone else slept. OH! And I *ahem*………….drew some stuff. I’ll post the pics of the drawings when I get 5 comments on this post! COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT!
• We stayed in a 4.5 star hotel right across frm my dream: TWO MALLS!!!!
• That night, we went shopping at the mall right across the street, but it ended up being almost only restaurants, so we just went in one shop (I’ve got the clumsiness of Bella but the decorating skizzles/shopping ‘tude of Alice. I couldn’t resist) and I got a bracelet. Ya know those ones that don’t ever come off and I have like a gazillion mabillion of them on my left wrist? Yep, those.
• We left that place to kick it somwhere else. That somewhere else was the Sherman Oaks FASHION SQUAREEE! Now, if you know me, you’d know that my favorite hang out spot is fashion square where I live. Butttt…. it turns out that there wasn’t any clothes that were for me therre and we just ended up spending $60 on really good tea. From Teavana. Go there. Now.
• They had a trampoboline in the mall, but you coudnt jump on it! Q-holes, right?!?!?!?!
• Anyay, back to the point, we had an early day, but we still stayed up to 3:30 in the morn swimming in the pool and chillin in the multi-colored, rainbow jacuzzi. Shhhh, don’t tell the people! Oh! And we chilled at the gym. Well, my brother and dad chilled while my mom stayed in the hotel room, but I bicycled.  YAY!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 11:

• We woke up at 10:00 and got our butts outta bed….hardly. I showered with the mini-bottles of shampoo and conditioner (I used two whole bottles! Don’t judge me…. they were free!). My dad ordered a shaving kit and the shaving cream was well…. cream. It was lotion and worked like crap!
• We went to Universal Studios and parked in the ET Lot. Gooooooooooooood memooooooooooooooooory!
• Soooo…. I found out that there is a LUSH and a HOT TOPIC there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I flipped because I am IN LOVE with those two stores!!!! Yeah, go to their sites. I’m pretty sure that youve heard of HT, but LUSH’s site is: www.lushusa.com
• Yeah…. How can i explain all of this?? Geez.
• The first ride we were planning on going on was the tour (we’ve been to Universal before, yyyeeeaaarrrsss ago, so we know how packed that one can be) but since The Simpsons is our whole family’s favorite shows, we had to go on that ride first. It was amazing!!!!! The best one there by far. If you go there, I’d suggest going on that one OR the tour first.
• We went on the tour next. To say the least: I got soaked! Everyone, next time you go there: TRY TO GET A SEAT ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE EDGE!!!!!! You get SOAKED and its soooo fun! It’s definitely the best seat in the house because everything happens on the left side and you can see really well! It doesn’t even matter if you gte the first
• Oh, and after the Simpsons ride, we took pics w ‘Bart and Lisa’ and we went to the Kwik-E-Mart! Even if you don’t watch The Simpsons or don’t know what it is, still go on the ride and go to the Kwik-E-Mart! I got Homer Simpson boxers (I wear them as shorts), Duff Beer energy drink, and a Lard Lad GIANT donut! It’s really yummy btw!
• Uhm…. we did a bunch of other really cool stuff: rode rides, ate Dip n Dots, and I even gotta Twilight charapicture done! (shut up, I know your laughing and I can hear you!
• Pictures will be uploaded after I finish this post. I promise.

Saturday, June 12:

• TWILIGHT CONVENTION!!!!!!!
• And my dad’s birthday! (Happy b-day dad, have fun staring at Van Halen pics at the rockstar hall of fame in Hollywood as I stare at Robert Thomas Pattinson’s beauty!)
• So… we were here all day, got to see amazing people and things. And some creeps, too.
• Wells, the Cullens came on first. My mom and I had ROCKIN seats, and Ashley Greene is way too adorable.
• We watched as Daniel Cudmore did ballet, some werewolf danced like a Q-HOLE, and as we waited 40 HACKIN MINUTES to see Robert Pattinson.
• When he came, I cried. I screamed. I jumped up and down. And… I wished that I had closer seats. Like… one on his lap. EST SEAT IN THE HOUSE, DAWWG.
• I watched patiently, waiting for you to look at me already and notice I was “the one.”
• I watched as you spaced out (adorable), said you didn’t get much sleep, recited the words “butt chunks”, and then whispered nachos. And for you people that think I’m making this up, I swear on my life I’m not.
• I watched as you awkwardy ran your hands through your hair, the same way I have for years.
• I started hyperventilating when I realized that I was less than 100 feet away from you.
• I noticed the way that everything you said got carved into my brain, eternally. And that’s why, 2 months later, I can remember every single little thing you said, every time you did and awkward pause, or completely spaced out, or awkwardly looked away and said “Ohhhh-kayyy…?” as a guy stood up and screamed “I love you, Rob!” or how I can remember exactly what your wearing, but I can’t remember anything that any other person said or did.
• I notice that I’m getting all mushy and poetic here. I’ll stop after this last one:
• I noticed how even if you are with Kristen, even if you do smoke, even if you said “butt chunks”, even if you are awkward, even if you have naturally the exact same odd sense of humor that I do, even if you do shop for underwear with your best friend, even if you do love meat when I’m a vegetarian, even if you are way too old for me, even if you will never know my name or think one small thought about me, even if I never get closer to you than yards away, even if in 50 years, you may be happily married to someone else with kids and a life, even if you love different people that are way more beautiful than me, I will be in love with you forever. I’m tired of people thinking that this is just a crush, or a fad, or I’m a teenager and supposed to have a “crush,” …… this isn’t just a crush. I know that you are my exact match and one day, once I become a mad scientist and make a clone of you for me, I’ll be forever happy. There aren’t enough fairy tales in the world, let’s make one about us come true.

Sunday, June 13th:

• Our last day in California before the 7-hour drive back to AZ, we went to the Santa Monica beach and pier, which was a gorgeous, sunny-and-cloudy day in Cali.
• We walked barefoot down the white sand, seeing a guy sleeping with his head resting on a Gucci purse.
• I had my favorite romper on (if you live under a rock, a romper is a shirt — usually a tank top — attatched to shorts) and no bathing suit under it, my phone in my pocket, and ran into the seawater while my family stayed on the sand. I ran into the water and got my phone fried (I got a new one the next day, back in AZ, btw! RIP Lime Green Rumor 1, my loyal phone for 1 and a half years!). Turns out that my mom got videos, and I look like an idiot running into the water and splashing and playing in it. I’ll post them on Youtube. :@D
• We walked down the beach, saying prayers as we saw the US Army graves (RIP everyone that’s buried there).
• We rinsed off our feet and hands in possibly the best invention in the world, the sprayer thing to spray off sandy limbs!
• We went to Bubba Gumps’ Shrimp restaurant, where outside of it was a three-legged dog with an owner that had no leg. Ironic, much?
• It was really good food, and I got a ceaser salad! Yummayy. OH! and I was still so sticky and sand and most of all WET, my mom had brought a change of jeans and a V-neck shirt for me, which I changed into. And then, the weather all the sudden took a major dip from 70 degrees to like, 60, and it got really windy, so I got a Bubba Gump jacket that’s way too big for me and says, “Stupid is as stupid does” witha smiley face on it! :@)
• We went to Pacific Park, a theme park on the pier, and went on the roller coaster like a hundred million times! WOOHOO!
• Walked down the pier, saw sights, went to the bathroom, bought a boogie board for our pool at home, and took pictures!
• Then, after hours on the beach and pier, we drove home where Wylee was patiently waiting for us, and I didn’t let him out of my grip for about 100 hours after that. My three-legged Plott hound-German Shepard mix if you forgot. :@)

Well, that was it. I now notice that in the midst of my mushy Rob ranting, I started saying “you” instead of “him.” That was for ROb, btw.

Love,

KPattz the California Gurl…for a few days!

Lost in Forks.

Today I am teaching YOU how to give yourself a DIY (for those who live under a rock — that means Do It Yourself) Pedicure! Trust me, this stuff works! Follow these steps to get b-e-a-utiful feet within days! (or weeks, depends if your a procrastinator!)

1. Soak. Soak your feet in a foot bath for 15-30 minutes, letting them sink in. If you don’t have a foot bath (dude — they’re only $20 at Walgreens!) then put some warmish-hot water in your bathtub and put some nice smelling bubble bath or soap in with the water so your feet become softer and will thank you when they don’t smell like rotten milk mixed with baby barf like the kid who does crunches next to you in gym class. WARNING: If you do do (heehee) the foot bath, and if your doggie freaks out like mine did, it’s not my fault! Just a fair warning.

2. Dry. Grab a towel, but WAIT! Before you dry your feet, put a small amount (about the size of a quarter) of lotion on the towel and rub it in a little. Then (without drying them!) rub the towel gently all over your feet, bottom and top. Now take your feet out and flip that lotioney towel over. Pat your feet dry with it.

3. Exfoliate. Grab some exfoliating scrub or mix olive oil and white cane sugar together, and rub it all over your feet, focusing on rough areas like your heels, the balls of your feet, and your big toe. Rub for 5-10 minutes. Now grab a tub full of warm, soapy water and dip your feet in it, gently rubbing your feet with your hands if the scrub sticks to your skin. Grab a pumice stone with a brush on the other side of it. Or just buy them seperately. Now use the brush and thoroughly scrub the bottom of your feet, taking off a layer of dead skin, and therefore making your feet softer. Dip your feet for 1-2 minutes in the tub of warm, soapy water again. Grab the pumice and scrub your feet.

4. Soften. Grab some light lotion (I use Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion) and massage your feet for 5-10 minutes.

5. Trim and Prep. Grab your nail polish remover and remove nail polish with a cotton ball OR a sponge (I prefer a sponge — Sally Hansen Kwik Off). Never use a paper towl, toilet paper, or tissue because it just rubs off. Now grab some straight finger nail clippers. Clip your toenails to the lenth you want, but NEVER round them. You can have ingrown toenails if you do this. Always just clip straight across. Next, file. File your nails as round as you want them!

6. Buff. I like getting a buffer that has 7 sides. They have them at Ulta, Albertsons, and other various random stores.

7. Polish. Grab a pretty polish along with a top coat and a base coat. First, do a thin layer of base coat. Then two THIN layers of your color. Then a thin layer of top coat. Before you add some top coat, if you want a sticker or design, put it or draw it on before the top coat.

8. Moisturize. Go get some rich, thick lotion that come with super soft socks (Bath and Body Works Shea It Isn’t So shea butter and foot cream). Put a generous amount all over your feet. Then put the socks on and leave them on all night! In the morning, you’ll have super soft feet! You should do this one every 1-2 weeks, and your feet will love you more than ever.

Good luck having super amazingly soft and beautiful feet!

Dear Michael,

I’m really hungry right now. Meh. Whatever. Anyway, I wanna tell you about some old websites I used to be obsessed with. I know that you probably really don’t care, but I was just reliving it yesterday by visiting all of these hackin’ awesome sites! Enjoy yourself as you tie travel back to when you were five… Havvvveee fun and you can thnk me later!

www.clubpenguin.com

www.stardoll.com

www.horseisle.com

www.kol.com

www.barbie.com

www.girlsgogames.com

www.pollypocket.com

Yup. Those are pretty darn much the lammee sites that you can go on and imagine the 5-year old version of me being utterly (aka udderly. mooooo!) obsessed with. Have fun.

Email me! at TheCheeseHasEyes@hotmail,com

Love you and your 5-year old selves,

KPattz xoxo MWA!

Dear Michael,

Hey guys, gals, and familyless creepos!! Howww is your life right now? I’m really sorry that I haven’t posted much in a while… pretty much I’ve been in pain from surgery (read my last post), I’ve been Tweeting, going to school, blah blah blah…

Sooo… SCHOOLS OUT! yeaaahhh! This was the best year of school I’ve ever had! Next year is gunna be funn too, but idk if it’ll beat thid year. HOLLA! to all of my friends and teachers (Mrs. Marsh, Mrs. Gledhill, Mr. Slovis, Mrs. Sugar, Mrs. Moore, Mrs. Bemonte, Mrs. Arnold, and Mrs. Chalfin) this has been the ultimately bestest yeear rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrrrrr! ily guys.

Yesterday was WAtER DaY!!! I got completely drencheddd and I’ll upload the pics later. And the vids will be on youtube in a few hours. I just gave out so many hugs and danced so hard that my feet fell off in social studies. Yup. I’m cuh cuh cuh cuh cool like th th th th thattuh! OHH! And I have good news and bad news. Good or bad first? Bad? Kay.

Bad News:

• one of my bffls, Chris, is moving to Minnesota (formely known as Mini Soda) and I’ll never see him ever again! :@( sad piggy faccee!
• I won’t see most of my friends, I’ll probs see Chloe C, Chloe G, Samy S, and DEFS Gabbi, for the whole summaereh!
• My teeaaachers I won’t see for a while
• WHAT IF I DONT HAVE ANY CLASSES WITH GABBI NEXT YEAR?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Good News:

• I got all A’s
• I’ll see Gabbi almost every day
• I have more free time to blog
• NO HOMEWORKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I won’t be known as a ‘webbie’ anymore like all of my other mellow yellow fellows
• We had a dance partay today in social studies
• I LIKE SUMMER TimeeEE

Okay, so signing off. Email me ur fave stuff about summer. Or just email me.

Love yaa,

KPattz.. <3